You can pick your friends
You can pick your nose
But you cannot pick your friend’s nose
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You can pick your friends
You can pick your nose
But you cannot pick your friend’s nose
(Source: iamcrazy-butnotquitefree)
Tired of not having enough summer on your dash? Follow me: tanned-and-blonde for summer all the time and ask me to check out your blog! :)
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one girl scrolled past this and woke up without boobs
Forever reblog cuz I don’t wanna wake up without boobs.
Dont wanna wake up without boobs
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Why the wedding ring is worn on the fourth finger: The Chinese give a beautiful explanation to this. The thumb represents your parents. The index finger represents your siblings. The middle finger represents yourself. The ring finger represents your life partner. The little finger/pinky represents your children. Hold your hands together like the picture. Join your middle fingers back-to-back, and the remaining fingers tip-to-tip. Now, try to separate your thumbs. They will separate because your parents are not destined to live with you forever. Rejoin your thumbs and separate your index fingers. They will separate because your siblings will have their own families and lead their own lives. Rejoin your index fingers and separate your little fingers/pinkies. They will separate because your children will grow up, get married, and settle down. Rejoin your little fingers/pinkies and try to separate your ring finger. They will not be able to separate because your life partner is meant to be with you throughout your entire life, through thick and thin.
I tried harder to separate them and I only ended up hurting my middle fingers, in other words, “mysel-
…Oh my god.
that’s an interesting way to look at it.
Wow, this is really cool! Love it!
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Reblog if you’re old enough to get this
Laughter. Horrified laughter.
oh god you still haunt my dreams
That should not be as funny as it is.
Oh my goodness, I had erased this from my mind. I want my selective memory back!
idk I liked clippit.